(Note: A large percentage of …

Posted on the March 13th, 2010 under Uncategorized by thekingofcomedyblog

(Note: A overwhelmingly percentage of what you’ll find inferior has been re-printed from my reconsideration of The Cadaverous Shadow - Season 1, but not all of it. You’ll just make to deliver assign to it to detect the additional stuff!)

The Series

Employing the “no-bullshit teacher at an inner city” gimmick long before the modern templates of Lean On Me and Dangerous Minds were around, 1978’s The White Shadow struck enough of a chord with viewers to warrant a full three-season run. For fans of the basketball-centric high school drama, those three seasons were simply not enough, but at least those supporters will be able to kick back and enjoy their old favorite through the magic of DVD. (Well, the first two seasons, anyway.)

Ken Howard stars as Coach Ken Reeves, a former NBA pro whose bum knee forced an early retirement. Offered the rather unglamorous job of high school coach to a bunch of inner-city misfits, Reeves rises to the task using his own patented brands of hard work, rough talk, and tough love. Of course the Carver High kids will initially reject the guy, and of course they’ll (slowly) come around and embrace their new teacher. And these kids are going to need Reeves on their side, because their first season’s exploits are absolutely riddled with temptations, traps, and troubles.

Although many of the episodes are entirely formulaic and frequently rather predictable, there’s a rough-hewn toughness to the program that indicates a bold and sincere effort beneath the surface. Executive producer Bruce Paltrow (yes, the late father of Ms. Gwyneth) was clearly interested in tackling some hot-button issues, and The White Shadow did not shy away from stories full of anger, intolerance, and racism. The messages were always kept on a “TV-safe” level, but many of them were also pretty daring. (Especially considering that the season was produced in the late 1970s.)

As you might expect from a well-intentioned series that hoped to run for a few years, the characters and the social issues were as important as the next basketball game. Drug abuse, institutionalized racism, sex education, illiteracy, and gang violence were only a few of the issues tackled here, and while The White Shadow might have simplified its tragedies for a family-friendly presentation, it never stooped to outright preaching or whiny platitudes. Plus it wasn’t all doom & gloom; Coach Reeves would counsel his charges on a variety of topics … although his advice would quite often fall on deaf ears (until the Act III revelations were made, that is).

Considered by many to be one of network TV’s finest sports-related series, The White Shadow is more than a little dated and antiquated by now, but there’s still some fun to be had here, plus the first two seasons come packed with a variety of colorful and ever-changing challenges and struggles. (Plus there’s some basketball.) Nominated for four Emmys over its three-season run (and winner of one), The White Shadow isn’t the newest or flashiest sports-centric high school drama you’ll ever see, but I found it just as much fun this afternoon as it was 20-some years ago. I’ll take three random episodes of The White Shadow over movies like Dangerous Minds and Rebound any day.

(One interesting piece of trivia: Three of the Carver High athletes would go on to become successful directors: Thomas Carter (Save the Last Dance, Coach Carter), Kevin Hooks (Passenger 57, 24, Lost), and Timothy Van Patten (The Sopranos, Deadwood).)

The 24 episodes from The White Shadow’s second season are presented in a four-disc set, and yes, that means the DVDs are dual-sided. Episodes are as follows:

Disc 1a

On the Line — The coach and team regret giving a journalism student permission to write a series about the basketball for the school paper. (09/17/79)

Albert Hodges — An embittered black youth causes trouble among the basketball team players when he insinuates that Coach Reeves is a racist. (09/24/79)

Cross-Town Hustle — Believing the coach is picking on him, Milton Reese is an easy mark when a fast-talking coach from a rival school tries to get him to transfer. (10/01/79)

Sudden Death — Reeves is devastated when a freshman he actively encouraged to join the basketball team drops dead during a practice session. (10/08/79)

Disc 1b

A Silent Cheer — The coach and one of his players share the painful realization that their playing “glory days” are truly over and it’s time to move on. (10/15/79)

No Place Like Home — After Coolidge’s apartment building burns down, Coach Reeves lets him stay at his apartment for a few days - a decision he quickly comes to regret.

Disc 2a

Globetrotters — The team’s winning streak has turned them into insufferable egotists, so Coach Reeves secretly enlists the aid of the Harlem Globetrotters. (11/05/79)

Me? — The coach isn’t looking forward to teaching a health class on sex education, but he soon realizes it’s a good thing he did. (11/12/79)

Needle — The coach tries to stop Hayward from exacting revenge on the drug pusher who sold a fatal dose of heroin to Hayward’s 15-year-old cousin. (11/26/79)

Sliding By — Coach Reeves is thrilled when a high school basketball star transfers to Carver High, until he learns that the boy is illiterate. (12/03/79)

Disc 2b

Delores, Of Course — Jackson is so happy that his former girlfriend is back that he asks her to marry him, totally unaware that she is now employed in the world’s oldest profession. (12/08/79)

A Christmas Present — As the team prepares for their big holiday party and Sybil happily reconciles with her husband, Coach Reeves finds himself facing Christmas Eve alone. (12/25/79)

Disc 3a

Feeling No Pain — When the coach tries to legally help one of his players get some prescription painkillers, his good intentions backfire. (01/01/80)

Artist — Thorpe is torn between his love for art and his father’s belief that a basketball scholarship is his son’s only ticket out of the ghetto. (01/08/80)

Salami’s Affair — In order to improve his grades and not be dropped from the team, Salami agrees to be tutored in history - an arrangement that quickly leads to other things. (01/15/80)

Links — Reeves is invited to bring some of the basketball team to a local country club, but when they show up, they’re told “blacks are not allowed.” (01/22/80)

Disc 3b

The Stripper — If Reeves is shocked when his girlfriend takes him to a strip joint, he’s floored when she suddenly appears onstage as the club’s most popular stripper. (01/29/80)

Gonna Fly Now — The coach enlists the help of a female police narcotics officer after it becomes clear that someone around school is selling “Angel Dust” to the students. (02/05/80)

Disc 4a

Out at Home — Coach Reeves is dismayed after he’s promoted to Athletic Director, a position that the school’s baseball coach desperately wanted. (02/19/80)

The Russians Are Coming — Coach Reeves gets involved in a bit of international intrigue after a player from the Soviet Union basketball team asks for help in defecting to the United States. (02/26/80)

The Hitter — Coach Reeves tries to help Go-Go after the young man repeatedly shows up at school with bruises that indicate he’s being beaten at home. (03/04/80)

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The Death of Me Yet — Coach Reeves and the team’s elation at qualifying to compete in the big city championship game is overshadowed by a tragedy. (03/11/80)

Disc 4b

Coolidge Goes Hollywood — Coolidge quickly shuns his coach and friends after the director of a TV series about black students offers him a weekly part on the show. (03/18/80)

A Few Good Men — As another school year comes to and end, Coach Reeves and team members make summer plans and the seniors consider life after high school. (04/01/80)

Amongst Friends review

Posted on the March 11th, 2010 under Uncategorized by thekingofcomedyblog

“This Scorsese “Mean
Streets
” type of film has been done too many times and often much
better than it was done here.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

This Scorsese “Mean Streets” type of film has been
done too many times and often much better than it was done here. It was
mildly entertaining, setting a wise guy mood in a wealthy suburban area
instead of using the usual locale of the gritty urban streets. It was sort
of funny hearing the sage-like philosophy coming out of such empty heads
as the old mobsters (especially Ford Sorvino-Mira’s grandfather) to the
young potential mobsters, who already looked just as stupid as their mentors.
There was also a very funny bit, featuring fast-talking heavyweights in
matching designer jog suits named Vic and Eddie (Frank Medrano and Louis
Lombardi). But the film had such a pat look I just couldn’t help feeling
that it was phony, an annual staging of a movie about wannabe Mafia youths
that almost every new indie director thinks he has to make.

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Three inseparable childhood friends, the sons of the privileged,
Andy (Steve Parlavecchio), Trevor (Patrick McGaw), and Billy (Joseph Lindsey),
have grown up in the Long Island suburbs of Five Towns. They enjoyed doing
petty crimes as youngsters for the respect they got and because they were
bored. After finishing high school, in the late 1980s, Billy asks Andy
to make a drug delivery for him. Andy says yes, then changes his mind and
gets Trevor to do it for him. Trevor thinks Andy is too scared to do it
and decides to help his friend out, but gets arrested in a police sting.
After serving two years of hard time and feeling disillusioned, he fails
to return to his home town. But he is anxious to see his one-time girlfriend
Laura (Mira Sorvino), whom he has not seen or written to while in prison.
It is never made clear if Billy set his friends up; the implication is
that he did in order to get rid of the competition.

Trevor comes back home after his release by motorcycle and with a
different attitude. He plans to see Laura and then leave for California
with his motorcycle friend. Trevor’s friends have also changed since he
was sent away. Billy has become a hotshot hood. Andy, who is now 23-years-old
and works under Billy, stagnates and is disgusted that Billy treats him
as his flunky. He wants to make one big score on his own even though he
comes from wealthy parents and could always get money from them — but
he’s all about proving himself, wanting very much to be recognized as a
big-time criminal operator. He sees his opportunity through a drug deal
where he needs $25,000 to get in on that deal and decides to rob a nightclub
with the gang he put together, even though he knows the club is run by
a big-time Jewish mobster. He talks the weak-minded Trevor into going along
with the heist.

The old-time Jewish gangster club owner, Jack Trattner (David Stepkin),
asks his vicious enforcer, Michael (Artura), to get the ones who took his
money and diamonds. The 26-year-old first-time director Rob Weiss puts
all his cards on the action table, moving it along at a fast clip. The
story highlights how different the three friends turned out to be as young
adults and how Billy so easily betrays his friends. The weakness of this
plot is that the friendship among the three never seemed to be anything
but a superficial one to begin with, yet we are supposed to believe it
is packed with a great deal of emotion at present.

Trevor is the only one of the three whom we can be sympathetic to,
even though he doesn’t have much smarts. But he is looking for a different
way of life and is searching to find out what really makes him happy, having
learned that it is not money. Andy is a loser and needs to mature. Billy
is just a weasel. It is difficult to find one thing about him that is likable.
I also found it hard to believe that he became a big-time criminal, he
just seemed to be too punky.

The problem with this creepy friendship tale, is that everything
about the film is shallow including the friendships — so when they breakup,
who cares! The main joke seems to be that the kids learn to respect their
gangster grandfathers and not their parents, who have become wealthy the
old-fashioned way through their talent.

Ice from the Sun review

Posted on the March 8th, 2010 under Uncategorized by thekingofcomedyblog


Who says you have to look to old Italian-made nervousness films to achieve your quota of blood, torture, and bloodshed? You can decide it all right here on your own doorstep from people like writer, director, and reviser Eric Stanze and his 1999, super-low-budget, run-to-video position flick, “Ice From the Bric-e-brac.”

Right away you’re wondering why I’m spending any time at all on this disc, and it’s because I think it’s important to see what minor, new filmmakers are up to in their spare time. Naturally, “Ice From the Sun” was meant for a greatly spelled out, reduced public and was not till hell freezes over intended to be reviewed by a mainstream critic destined for the ordinary viewer. But I have the feeling that the more grief a conservative chap like myself heaps upon the pellicle, the more it inclination function for Mr. Stanze’s purposes and the heartier get off on his target audience. I would not want to disappoint him or his followers.

The sci-fi fear plan begins with an unclad manservant writhing in torture in what looks like a concrete basement, intercut with a woman being garroted in a car park. Somehow, there’s a connection between the woman’s due escape and the man’s tormented actions as he appears to grow into the strangler’s rope disappear. Then we note the would-be garroter get his head blown off. And that’s due to save starters! The lass goes bailiwick, and after some sitting and thinking superficially decides to commit suicide by slitting her wrists in a bathtub. I say “apparently” because here the disc skipped ahead about twenty minutes. No amount of coaxing could take up my Sony 7700 player to footpath the offending component, so my alternative was to back up from the spot it skipped ahead to and retrace my steps in underside to a place where the trouper would simply stop altogether. It’s the on the other hand disc I’ve for ever had trouble with. Anyway, I was qualified to see the lady drawing D for her bath and the next quirk I adage was her lying nude in a tub of blood a few minutes later, confronted by another undraped woman, a higher power of some congenial, asking her to help find and terminate a demon from continuing his spiteful ways.

At his point, the story shilling-mark depends upon a good deal of exposition to convey its assume, the kind of extended, difficulties explanation that belongs in a untried, not in a film. In fact, I had to rebroadcast the entity’s speech twice to be sure I followed what she was saying. Even then, I’m not secure I understood much. It seems the suicide patsy, Allison, is enlisted to save the world. An misery wizard, Abilin, long ago lived in another dimension, with a fellow named Abraham his contract. For kicks they would summon six humans a year into their planet in order to quest after and kill them before making them their servants. But the bind got uppity and killed his master, making the apprentice even more powerful than his old mentor. Allison, being the only human ever to dodge his impure clutches, is called upon to nullify him. Six more people are subsequently summoned for the latest of Abraham’s chases and killed in various grotesque ways. They’re all grisly but one in hypercritical stands demode: A maiden is dragged naked behind a pickup stock, and then qualifyingly is poured in her wounds. Lovely. In essence, the whole interest is a variation on the old slasher theme, with pretence overtones, multiple levels of actuality, and shards of ice scraped from the bask used solely to cloak the gaping theme holes.

The moving picture has all the earmarks of an exploratory project made by an impoverished film commentator dated to promenade his bull. Stanze utilizes every technique he can characterize as of that would unmitigated less than a buck ninety-eight to get his ideas across. He uses crosscutting, quick-edits, montages, fast forward, unimaginative stir, black-and-undefiled, color, and cancelling-form photography, colored lights, colored filters, extreme close-ups, extravagant long shots, handheld cameras, cinema verite set, you VIP it.


"Where Movie Critics Get…

Posted on the March 6th, 2010 under Uncategorized by thekingofcomedyblog

"Where Movie Critics Get A Taste Of Their Own Medicine"

OVERLAY REVIEW

PAYCHECK
by Peter Sobczynski

December 25th, 2003


(out
of 4 stars)

FILM CREDITS:


Starring:
Ben Affleck, John Davis, Aaron Eckhart, Uma Thurman, Paul Giamatti.
Directed by: John Woo. Produced by: Michael Hackett, John Woo,
Terence Chang, John Davis. Paramount Pictures. PG-13 in the interest of intense
action violence and abridgement interaction.

The problem that filmmakers have had over the years in transferring
the works of sci-fi writer Philip K.Dick to the screen is that
his stories have traditionally been less about hardware and more
about ideas. Therefore, the challenge has always been to figure
out a way to combine those ideas with the requirements of big-budget
action filmmaking. Sometimes the process works, such as in "Blade
Runner", "Total Recall" and the first two-thirds
of "Minority Report". Sometimes it doesn?t and
the result is something like the anemic "Paycheck",
a film that squanders a potentially intriguing premise and, in
John Woo, a stylish director on a film that is merely content
to waste them on a silly collection of clichés.

Ben Affleck stars as Michael Jennings, an engineer who is hired
by corporations to acquire new products from rival companies,
discover their secrets and then create new and improved versions-he
then has his memory of the time spent on the projects erased so
that he can?t reveal to anyone what he does. (The question
of why he needs to wipe out the memories of tinkering with a product
that s already commercially available is one of many never answered
by the film). A sleazy businessman pal (Aaron Eckhart) hires him
for a mysterious three-year project for a hefty fee. After losing
his memory, Michael discovers that a.) he is being pursued by
government agents who fear that the project, that he has no memory
of, may cause a potential catastrophe and b.)he has forfeited
his money in exchange for nineteen trinkets.

Despite some interesting ideas (some of which are similar to
those seen in "Minority Report", "Paycheck"
fails because nothing ever comes of them. In wrenching Dick?s
story into a screenplay, writer Dean Georgaris has transformed
it into just another silly action film that is chock-full of plot
holes. As for Woo, his work is competent but lacking the excitement
of his Hong Kong masterpieces or even such lesser American projects
as "Windtalkers" or "M:I-2". The action scenes
are fairly pedestrian (they come off more like someone trying
to imitate Woo in a PG-13 context) and the only times that Woo
seems interested in the proceedings are in some of the smaller
details. There are numerous homages to Hitchcock that are fun
to spot and Woo comes up with a striking bit of visual imagery
to introduce Uma Thurman (otherwise wasted in the girlfriend role)
by focusing on her most astonishing physical attributes-namely
her stunning eyes. It is a gorgeous bit, fleeting and lovely,
and one that deserves to have a better film surrounding it.z`z`

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50 First Dates (2004)

Posted on the March 4th, 2010 under Uncategorized by thekingofcomedyblog



BY LARRY CARROLL

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The best date movies are the films that make the couples watching it fall in love
with each other all over again. Both people laugh together, feel romantic together,
maybe shed a tear together, all while projecting the person they love onto the
face of the actor or actress up on the screen. Hands are held, kisses are snuck,
popcorn is shared, and at the end of the night love has been re-affirmed.

50 First Dates is, quite simply, a great date movie. The plot is completely unrealistic,
there are a handful of bathroom jokes that fall flat, but none of this is any
match for the sheer joy of watching Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore fall in love
again and again and again. If Hollywood could bottle their chemistry and spray
a bit on every other would-be movie screen couple, theaters would have to start
hosing down the audience at the end of each show.

Sandler is Henry Roth, a Hawaiian gigolo with a long history of one-night stands.
Barrymore is Lucy Whitmore, a free-spirited teacher rendered unable to create
new memories by a recent car accident. When the two spend their first day together
it's enough to make them both dance in joy, but then Henry discovers Lucy's
condition and finds himself compelled to win her over again, day after day. It
starts out as Groundhog's Day meets Memento meets The Wedding Singer, but
ends up being distinctive enough to earn its own spot as a future comparison gauge.

Whether they're singing Beach Boys songs, building log cabins out of waffles
or laughing with their eccentric friends, Barrymore and Sandler triumph by pulling
off the most difficult task that can be asked of any two actors: seeming like
they could be a real couple. These are two actors who have a similar sense of
humor, a similar irreverence, and a similar awkward charm, yet Sandler's
crude-guy act and Barrymore's flower-power naivete keep them different
enough to always be interesting. That connection, coupled with a plethora of memorable
Eighties gags, made The Wedding Singer a box office success, but it's Dates
that is the far better movie.

The supporting actors of the film all make valuable contributions, most noticeably
Blake Clark (Intolerable Cruelty) and Sean Astin (The Lord of the Rings) as Lucy's
father and brother, respectively. Both get ample opportunities to be good-natured
while mining a few laughs as well, as does Rob Schneider in possibly his best
Sandler-sidekick role yet as accident prone native Hawaiian Ula.

Sandler fanatics will appreciate the Allen Covert cameo, a too-cruel Red Sox joke,
and blink-and-you'll-miss references to Happy Gilmore and Tommy Boy. What
some might find surprising, however, is how relatively sedate the comedian presents
himself this time around. While this it is minor enough for his core constituency
to barely notice, those who were scared away by his outrageous antics in the past
may find themselves changing opinion on him here. A lot was made of Sandler's
transformation in Punch Drunk Love a few movies ago, but he works just as hard
here to sculpt something different than what we've seen of him before —
a person who truly is in love.

It's downright impossible to imagine another actress pulling off the role
of Lucy as smartly and sweetly as Barrymore does. During some sequences, she needs
to portray the same love-at-first-sight surprise a half dozen times, and she brings
something fresh to it in every instance. By the end of the film, your pity for
her may be rivaled by a desire to want her life to stay in exactly the same miserable
rut. This speaks volumes about how well the actors carry both parts of this romantic
comedy
, making you fall in love with what seems to be a horrible way to have to
spend your life.

Director Peter Segal (Anger Management) keeps the movie humming along at a brisk
pace, and even has a few nice surprises thrown in by the time the credits roll.
Any moviegoer will find it hard not to squeeze the hand of their date while looking
at the beautiful Hawaiian locations, and the collection of love songs on the soundtrack
might make this a CD to pick up for Valentine's Day. Aside from minor continuity
flaws (keep an eye on Lucy's knife during the restaurant scenes), the filmmakers
have succeeded in crafting a delightful, breezy, eager-to-please tale of romance
that will go down as a career highlight for both lead actors. Although Drew Barrymore
might not be able to remember her Dates, you'll most certainly remember
yours.

Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day

Posted on the March 2nd, 2010 under Uncategorized by thekingofcomedyblog


The Talking picture:

Far more popular in its native Canada than in the United States, The Trailer Park Boys have never the less found a cult following south of their homeland. The first film, Trailer Park Boys: The Movie found an audience on home video a few years back and now Screen Media Films brings us the latest adventures of everyone's favorite white trash Canuckleheads, Trailer Park Boys: Countdown To Liquor Day.

For the uninitiated, the movie (and the series it was based on) follows the misadventures of three friends who all live in the same Nova Scotia trailer park - a bumbling pompadour wearing small time pot farmer named Ricky (Robb Wells), his buff but rather dim pal Julian (John Paul Tremblay), and the strange bespectacled and kitten obsessed Bubbles (Mike Smith). The park is watched over in Gestapo like fashion by an alcoholic former cop named Jim Lahey (John Dunsworth) and his perpetually shirtless, hamburger-eating right hand man, Randy (Patrick Roach). When this chapter in their lives begins, Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are let out of prison and head back to their trailer park only to find it abandoned and in shambles. It seems that a clean and sober Lahey has come into some land and opened up his own deluxe trailer park and that pretty much everyone has moved in over there. Lahey's only got one problem standing in his way, however, and that's that the township is insisting he tap into the old sewer lines rather than run new ones, and those old lines go under Julian's land.

At the same time, Julian is putting into motion his four year plan to turn his trailer into Success Auto Body and run his own business while Ricky is trying to get his grade twelve high school diploma. Lahey tries to swindle Julian out of his land but he's not interested in selling. As all of this is going on, Bubbles is trying to get his twenty-seven kitties back from the SPCA but doesn't have the money to pay for their veterinarian costs. The boys launch a few schemes to make some cash and help Bubbles out, while Lahey and Randy start having relationship problems once a stressed out Lahey starts hitting the bottle harder than ever before.

Filled to the brim with booze and dope references, crass dialogue and completely stupid antics, Trailer Park Boys: Countdown To Liquor Day delivers the same kind of comedy that the series and the first movie provided, but here it isn't quite as focused. Yes, the movie is still plenty funny but so much of it feels completely random that it often feels a bit disjointed. Shot to look and feel like a documentary or reality TV show, the cameras move around a lot and the somewhat chaotic look of the film heightens that sense of chaos and this isn't always a good thing. The principal cast all play their parts really well and do a fine job of staying in character, but the script meanders and sometimes things feel a bit padded.

That said, the good outweighs the bad here. Lahey's character is given plenty of time to shine with John Dunsworth really going for it. His relationship with Randy is more fleshed out here, literally, and their screen time this time around is generally the best part of the movie. Ricky, Julian and Bubbles still bring in plenty of laughs but Lahey and Randy are so far over the top in how they act towards one another and react to the different characters that you can't help but laugh at it all.

A fun subplot involving the boys' wannabe rapper friend, J-Roc (Jonathan Torrens) and his DJ Tyrone (Tyrone Parsons) is pretty hilarious (make sure you watch through the closing credits) is good for a few laughs. A subplot involving a potential romance for Bubbles isn't fleshed out as much as it could have been though, and you get the impression that a lot of comedic gold was left untapped there. Ultimately, the movie is good, but not on par with the better material that these guys have produced. This is supposedly the end of the line for the characters, and they could have ended it all on a better note than they do here, but they also could have done much, much worse.


The DVD

Video:

The movie looks alright in this 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer. The transfer is crisp and bright and free of any compression artifacts and edge enhancement. The reality show style of filming that is used isn't always the best way to assure great detail and image stability but more often than not the picture is very clean, though obviously inconsistencies are going to occur. While not a great transfer, it's certainly watchable enough.


Sound:

The English language Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound track on this DVD comes with optional subtitles in English and French. While this isn't a particularly aggressive track most of the time, rears are used to fill in some of the more chaotic moments in the picture and the dialogue, which almost always comes from the front of the mix, sounds nice and clear. The score is mixed in well as are the sound effects and while stronger bass could have helped a couple of scenes carry more punch, this is otherwise a very fine mix. An alternate French 5.1 track is also included.


Extras:

First up is a commentary from Paul McKinnley and two other members/moderators from the Trailerparkboys.org website and message board. The creators of the series asked the three to do the commentary for the movie and they do what they can to keep the discussion going but without having had any direct involvement in the movie, it means that the vast majority of this track is the three participants really just kind of recounting what we see on the screen. There's a bit of trivia thrown in here and there and they have an obvious love for the material, but it's hardly packed with interesting stories about the production or the kind of cast and crew details you want out of a commentary.

From there, make your way through the Deleted Scenes that have been included. There are eighteen scenes here in total with a combined running time of 34:22 and while some of the material here was rightfully cut from the film, enough of it is funny enough to be worth a watch. There's a fair bit more here with Rickey and his family that might have helped flesh out his character in the film a bit more, and some amusing spots with Lahey and Randy as well. There's also an Alternate Ending (3:55) that expands on what happens to Lahey.

There are also three featurettes included here. Sunnyvale Stories: The Making Of Countdown To Liquor Day (17:08) is an amusing enough making of featurette that includes a wealth of behind the scenes footage along with the requisite cast and crew interviews which are done in character. It's pretty funny stuff, and it does a good job of propagating the whole 'reality TV/documentary angle' that they work in the feature. Randy Gets A New Look (4:04) shows how Patrick Roach got his head shaved for the movie and how his 'Sharpie do' was applied to his scalp. The Making Of The Car Chase (6:24) shows how the big finale was shot and how the stunt work was coordinated for the shoot - it's actually quite interesting and clever.


Final Thoughts:

Trailer Park Boys: Countdown To Liquor Day isn't as focused as the series and first film that preceded it but that same sense of crass, manic humor that has made the characters as popular as they are is still here in spades. Screen Media's DVD looks okay and sounds fine and includes some decent extras, even if the commentary track isn't all that it could have been. While it isn't as good as what came before, it's still funny enough that established fans will want to check it out, while the curious can make do with a rental.

Ian lives in NYC with his fiance where he writes for DVD Talk and for AV Maniacs. He likes NYC a lot, even if it is expensive and loud.

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Three Dollars review

Posted on the February 28th, 2010 under Uncategorized by thekingofcomedyblog

A sprawling saga, it snakes back and forth from his childhood and college
years to the present and ends with him picking through garbage. Readers have
greater tolerance for nonlinear storytelling and for philosophical musings such
as Eddie pondering whether the fault really lies in ourselves or our stars.
Filmgoers are more like Alfie than Cassius. They simply want to know: What’s it
all about?

A person could get a headache trying to answer that question. On the
surface, “Three Dollars” could be viewed as a condemnation of overzealous
developers. Eddie (David Wenham, best known in America as Faramir in “Lord of
the Rings”) is a chemical engineer brought in to test soil in an area outside
Melbourne earmarked for major building. He finds evidence of pesticides. In a
scene lifted from “North by Northwest,” Eddie runs from a low-flying
helicopter, but it’s left unclear who exactly is pursing him.

Eddie’s relationship with Tanya (Frances O’Connor) is chronicled from
their first meeting in a record shop through college, marriage and parenthood.
But little attempt is made to change the way the actors look, and with all the
flashbacks and flash-forwards, it’s hard to tell where Eddie and Tanya are in
their lives. After a while, you stop caring.

The other principal character is the beauteous Amanda (Sarah Wynter, who
was Kiefer Sutherland’s love interest in “24” a few seasons back), a childhood
friend of Eddie’s. He runs into her at 9 1/2-year intervals. The significance
of this makes about as much sense as most of the movie.

Elliot Perlman, who wrote the novel and is credited as co-screenwriter
(with director Robert Connolly), may be striving for magical realism in the
strange coincidences that keep cropping up. Amanda’s father is the developer on
the project Eddie is writing an environmental report on. Eddie’s boss is both
his wife’s ex-beau and Amanda’s current one. Amanda also happens to be the
employment counselor Eddie makes an appointment with after losing his job.
That’s assuming Amanda even exists. The possibility that she may not is raised
and then, like several other puzzling elements of “Three Dollars,” dropped.

The actors do their best to make sense of it all when the script and their
director fail them. Wenham, who looks like Anderson Cooper, is in almost every
scene. The toughest ones are toward the end when, in a tattered gabardine coat,
Eddie learns subsistence skills from a bum he befriended before he found
himself on the skids. One of the tricks is how to turn a piece of moldy garlic
bread into a barbecue chicken. That appears to be a lot easier than turning an
interesting novel into a watchable movie.

– Advisory: Sexuality and brief violence.

E-mail Ruthe Stein at rstein@sfchronicle.com.

The Film: Christmas Eve is a …

Posted on the February 27th, 2010 under Uncategorized by thekingofcomedyblog

The Film:

Christmas Eve is a time for joy, a time you spend with your family and loved ones, a time you wish will never end. Unfortunately for many Christmas Eve could be just another night filled with loneliness and a struggle to make sense of a life where misery seems to be taking the bigger part of it. At least that is what Chaz Palminteri wants to convince us with his latest film Noel where five New Yorkers are struggling to come to terms with their lives…a few hours before Christmas Eve.

For Rose (Susan Sarandon) life has taken a direction where nothing exciting really happens. She has to take care of her ill mother and make the boring daily trips to the local hospital where time seems to have stopped. Her job is boring and she lives alone…no one loves her, no one needs her.
For Nina (Penelope Cruz) her relationship with Mike (Paul Walker) is a constant struggle to make sense of what even teenagers would not tolerate in a worthy union-a blatant lack of respect. Nina must endure Mike’s overly controlling behavior and hope that one day after they get married it will all end up. Mike on the other hand has to figure out why an elderly man in his fifties is now suspiciously stalking him. As to poor Jules (Marcus Thomas), he has just broken his arm hoping to spend another Christmas Eve in the local hospital where there are plenty of people willing to give him a hug when the clock strikes midnight.

Upon its release Chazz Palminteri’s latest feature Noel was simply destroyed by the critics and I could not wait to see why this unpretentious little film received such extreme reviews. It was almost as if Noel drew a line in the sand between regular moviegoers who adored its honest message and of course the “serious” critics who ripped it apart in just about every possible department. Now having seen it I can only tell that each side has its valid arguments. Below I will attempt to explain why:

So, why did the public love Noel? Well, quite frankly what’s not to like about it? The film creates just about the right atmosphere for a Christmas feature where everything, from the narrative to the camera work, implies a happy-ending which is meant to make you feel good on the way back from the cinema. Yes, there are a few edgy questions which Noel asks but the finale provides closure to just about all of them in such a sweet manner that I doubt anyone that sees this film will remain unsatisfied by the message(s) Chazz Palminteri delivers. With other words, it is quite easy to see why you might feel good about seeing Noel. Or, maybe not!

So, why did the critics dismiss Noel? A quick, blunt, and rather generic answer would be “because it simply feels fake” and I mean “laughably fake”. Not even for a second did I stop thinking that this is just another film that will eventually end up after ninety minutes of flashy camera work and semi-witty dialog. The brightly-lit buildings of New York City, the “lovable” crowd at the local bistro, even the friendly taxi-driver somehow didn’t do it for me either. It did not help that we followed Jules to a half-demolished movie theater somewhere in the backyards of the city, or witnessed Susan Sarandon’s character contemplating suicide by the river…it all felt too predictable, it all felt too banal, the entire film felt like “yes, I have seen this before so let’s just go home and see something more intriguing”. Quite frankly Noel feels like one big made-for-cable TV production which is not any different than what MTV would cook-up for its viewers…its just that the targeted audience for it is meant to be a bit more mature. Hardly a compliment, wouldn’t you say?

How Does the DVD Look?

IMDB lists the film as being shot in 2.35:1 and I am going to accept their claim as being the truth which is not a good sign for this DVD release as what we get is a print in an approximate ratio of 1.78:1. Being enhanced for widescreen TV’s Noel looks good as colors are vibrant, contrast handled rather well, and edge enhancement at a tolerable level. Overall this DVD should meet the requirements of the crowd it is meant to impress.

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How Does the DVD Look?

What DVDTALK was provided with for this review was not a finished product but just a “screener” and therefore I would assume that the 5.1 track provided for the “original” release must be rather impressive. With this said the Dolby Digital track on this “screener” is of decent quality though in reality nothing too exceptional that would deserve our praise.

Extras:

As mentioned above due to some unknown to me reason instead of finished product (DVDTALK provides reviews of finished product for its readers) I was provided with a “screener” which simply announces that the feature commentary, cast interviews, and behind the scene footage, can only be found in the disc version. With other words, you will have to forgive me that I can not provide you with an analysis of the extra features that should be found in the market version of Noel.

Final words:

As much as I hate to say it Noel is just another film among a sea of sugary productions that is meant to make you feel good with Christmas just around the corner. With a cast that surely can do better and a director that has much, much more to offer to its fans this is clearly a film that fits the “rental material” description. If you are willing to waste ninety minutes of your time and have nothing better to do…RENT IT.

Assault on Precinct 13 review

Posted on the February 25th, 2010 under Uncategorized by thekingofcomedyblog

On the to the casual observer there seems to be something verging on blatantly sacrilegious about remaking a John Carpenter talking picture, on the level an early whip into shape liking Assault on Precinct 13. Maybe it wasn’t correct, and it was certainly low-budget, but there was a distinctive raw charm to Carpenter’s gangs-vs-cops flick. French director Jean-François Richet and pen-pusher James DeMonaco took on the potentially volatile task of modernizing the original, and as much as I would arrange thought that it would be a pointless harry, the final product is a tense action opus that manages to pressure some of problems with the believability factor non-standard like not all that well-connected.

It’s New Year’s Eve in Detroit, and the self-styled precinct is being closed down, relocating to a unknown site, which means that the alone staff on duty in the practically empty construction is pill-popping Sgt. Jake Roenick (Ethan Hawke), gruff vet Jasper (Brian Dennehy) and perpetually horny Iris (Drea de Matteo). There are no computers, profoundly little in the way of weapons or supplies, and a raging snowstorm that has essentially unfrequented them.

That same snowstorm forces a prison bus that is transporting immoral kingpin Marion Bishop (Laurence Bishop)&#8212along with a few of other prisoners&#8212to make an unplanned restrain at Precinct 13 for the gloaming, and it also strands the attractive Dr.Sabian (Maria Bello), who happens to be Roenick’s psychiatrist. This setup doesn’t pick large, and it is then that the position house is attacked by a well-armed band of rogue cops, led by Marcus Duvall (Gabriel Byrne), who for their own reasons, have no intention of letting anyone internal survive.

Hawke’s troubled Roenick&#8212who in the film’s beginning sequence looses two of his gang on a botched undercover operation&#8212is forced to go against the grain and offer what little weapons they prepare to the prisoners (including John Leguizamo and Ja Rule) to help defend the fort. That means lots of shooting and yelling, and very a bit of shipshape action sequences, too. And that’s where maestro Richet tosses gone from the biggest leap of consecration, that the snowstorm (which if you’re from the Midwest doesn’t look all that bad, regardless of the editing) has shut them in error from the outside world, and that the constant barrage of gunfire and explosions would not fascinate the prominence of someone, despite the fact that we’re told the precinct is in the industrial district.

I’ve accepted countless other similar “leaps” in the future, so this one wasn’t extraordinarily any different, and it is elemental to enjoying Richet’s mistiness that too profuse rational questions do not cross your mind. A good action sheet, no matter how threadbare the area, can certify it up on the back purpose if the awarding can distract ample to fill in viewers forget the fuzzy parts; Richet does that here, and the remedy sequences are fast and loud, cut with an importance that makes the scenes genuinely worrying, and he’s nimble-witted to dispense with secondary characters (one was particularly startling) so that there is the impression that the egregious guys fair-minded ascendancy procure.

A (Molotov) cocktail mixing sc…

Posted on the February 22nd, 2010 under Uncategorized by thekingofcomedyblog

A (Molotov) cocktail mixing scenes of appalling distort with song and dance, Mbongeni Ngema’s 1987 Soweto-based harmonious makes an uneasy transition to the screen. After some awkward position sequences, the film’s agenda becomes more readily appearing. Reprising her lead role as an embattled, star-struck schoolgirl, Khumalo plays Sarafina, who dreams of staging a way of life musical in Nelson Mandela, while at the selfsame antiquated teaming up with young activists who seek mass action against apartheid. Their energies are guided by teacher Mary (Goldberg), who flouts the authorised syllabus in order to implant knowledge of people power. A decollete-key Goldberg serves as catalyst and the children’s conscience, while the emotions are formerly larboard to Khumalo in a striking, moving depiction of defiance. Measured her charismatic character, however, fails to pass a proper consistency to the narrative, and the arrange goes badly adrift.

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